C can cause cancer.

C can cause cancer. epidemiological scientific research confirms curious doctors' uncertain suspicions medical researchers announce conclusions: c can cause cancer American society's increasingly c-saturated commercial discourse causes excessive c accumulation, inciting toxic uncontrollable microscopic cellular reproduction scientists' conclusions recommend congress consider creating alphabetic caps reducing American c consumption encouraging nontoxic typographic sources can America's public reduce c dependence? cutting back crime, police, racism, hypocrisy cars, illiteracy, corruption, capitalism? (which carcinogenic character's innocent connotations include: chocolate chip cookies, cottage cheese, Captain Crunch, childhood, genetic code) can congress rescind alphabetic convention, reduce c consumption? CEOs, incensed conservative Republican social critics cry "censorship!"WILLIAM GILLESPIEUrbana, Illinois